Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for January 16, 2020

Captures her perfectly!

That zebra from the Saints-Rams game just won’t get any peace.

A perfect call? Goodfellas’ style?

She’s just as trustworthy as the disputed call referees in the Fiesta Bowl.

I will not nominate any politician.No, I won’t nominate a politician.“The hell I won’t!” (Quoting John Wayne, not sure which movie.)

I say passing the buck is a ineligible sport.

A great roundabout way in nominating Trump as the biggest jerk …

No, Agent Orange retired the trophy a year or so ago.

Yes, then we should nominate Nancy herself!

Sports Figures Only!!! Trump & Pelosi do not qualify under that criteria as (1) They are NOT sports figures and (2) They are not owners of a sports franchise…..

How about ESPN for using a gif of the Sooner Schooner accident to highlight the OU-LSU game? Not cool ESPN.

Any sequence of events, any person place or thing, any carbon-based life form, that does NOT let the Chiefs into the Super Bowl, is the Sports Jerk of Eternity. (Just saying.)

Palosi is eligible?

Will she hand out souvenir pens?

Or, failed to make a call.