Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 07, 2020

No toys? Her child must think bananas are “Happy Peels”.

Well what’s the point of unpeeling then then?

When they’re young enough, food is a toy.

When I was a kid, we played with sticks and rocks. A banana would have made a really cool pistol or scimitar (briefly). Of course, I now know another way they can be used.

No, not THAT other way…

Sorry, kid, that’s a banana, not a box of Cracker Jacks.

I thought the banana WAS the toy.

When was the last time you got a toy in a box of cereal?

“No, that spider is NOT a toy – kill it, don’t play with it!”

No toys? Then what are good are these things anyway?

The bananas lost a certain “appeal” now.

Hmmmmm…… This gives me an idea. I’ll let ya’ll know after I get back from the patent office.

HomoSapiens have been spoiled by Cracker Jack, Kinder, and the like.

Like being told that there is no Santa Claus.

Go to McD’s, when the time is ripe.

Do they still have prizes in cereal boxes any more?

But remember dear that bananas are good source of Potassium. Doesn’t that make it more fun?

There was a banana cereal when I was a kid- it didn’t last too long. Corn Flakes with Bananas (1964)

He evolved before his food did!

Primates (excluding humans) peel bananas from the tip,not the stem end. THought you all might like to know. My work is finished here.

i miss my aspirin-powered diving submarine