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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 07, 2020

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 8 months ago

    No toys? Her child must think bananas are “Happy Peels”.

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    mwksix  8 months ago

    Well what’s the point of unpeeling then then?

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    RAGs  8 months ago

    When they’re young enough, food is a toy.

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    When I was a kid, we played with sticks and rocks. A banana would have made a really cool pistol or scimitar (briefly). Of course, I now know another way they can be used.

    No, not THAT other way…

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    finkd  8 months ago

    Sorry, kid, that’s a banana, not a box of Cracker Jacks.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    I thought the banana WAS the toy.

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    WMORAN1  8 months ago

    When was the last time you got a toy in a box of cereal?

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    mddshubby2005  8 months ago

    “No, that spider is NOT a toy – kill it, don’t play with it!”

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    jpayne4040  8 months ago

    No toys? Then what are good are these things anyway?

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    jel354  8 months ago

    The bananas lost a certain “appeal” now.

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    Jethro Flatline Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hmmmmm…… This gives me an idea. I’ll let ya’ll know after I get back from the patent office.

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    jangabriel  8 months ago

    HomoSapiens have been spoiled by Cracker Jack, Kinder, and the like.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 8 months ago

    Like being told that there is no Santa Claus.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    Go to McD’s, when the time is ripe.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Do they still have prizes in cereal boxes any more?

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    thelost wizard  8 months ago

    But remember dear that bananas are good source of Potassium. Doesn’t that make it more fun?

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    There was a banana cereal when I was a kid- it didn’t last too long. Corn Flakes with Bananas (1964)

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 8 months ago

    He evolved before his food did!

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    Caesar'sWife Premium Member 8 months ago

    Primates (excluding humans) peel bananas from the tip,not the stem end. THought you all might like to know. My work is finished here.

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    wilhemenacooker  8 months ago

    i miss my aspirin-powered diving submarine

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