Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 03, 2019

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    Your innocence, your gullibility, your credit card number.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    " The way you wear your hat,The way you sip your tea… "

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    josballard  over 4 years ago

    But absolutely NONE of that is enough to cause us to hire enough customer service representatives.

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    Your call is important to us which is why we’ve had you on hold for the past 45 minutes. Meanwhile please listen to our commercials about how great our products are and why you should buy them.

    “Did you know that you could solve your internet connectivity problems on line?”

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    One ringy dingy, two ring dingy……..

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    mapguy  over 4 years ago

    Your time… not important.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Self Esteem? And yet they put you on hold? Right….

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    JAY REIDER Premium Member over 4 years ago

    and just try and talk to a real person, it takes several of the computer saying “i do not understand”

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    Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Incontinence Hotline-Please Hold.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Get some of your life back with the speakerphone while on hold.

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    COL Crash  over 4 years ago

    That service might actually be helpful to a lot of insecure folks.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Yes indeed, I’m impotent! snicker snicker

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    Ukko wilko  over 4 years ago

    Be careful where you step….

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You call is important to our self-esteem, they also provide comic relief.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I’m always amused that people who feel bad try to get someone else to help with their “self” esteem.

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