Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 31, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Damned, if I know.

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “Hey, no cuts! You wait your turn into Hell like everyone else!”

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    juncarlo  about 5 years ago

    Hey, I know what your sin is, envy.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Well, your hell has already begun, bub.

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    garcoa  about 5 years ago

    Gotta go through the security check, not everyone can get it

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    That’s why we have Disney World, getting you used to standing in line with long waits!

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    vics_machine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The Devil (Toby) welcomes you to Hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY

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    JudyAz  about 5 years ago

    Well, if the line’s too long, you can always go over to Ann Arbor. It’s about 20 min away.

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    bluegirl285  about 5 years ago

    Considering where you’re going pal, one would think you would like the line to be as slow as possible.

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Relax and enjoy the ride. A lot of times when I am queued up, I’m with my wife. Since we enjoy each other’s company, we make the best of it.

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    dlkrueger33  about 5 years ago

    Where are all the hand baskets?

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    Diat60  about 5 years ago

    The sign is a misnomer. Hell began a mile or two back.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Don’t overthink it. The line IS Hell.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 5 years ago

    There is a Highway To Hell, but only a Stairway To Heaven; is this because of expected traffic patterns?

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    It’s life in the fast lane that got you here.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s Hell, the other line is always faster.

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    COL Crash  about 5 years ago

    That’s just Murphy’s Law as it applies to lines. Even when we chose the shortest one, it almost always turns out to be the slowest one.

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    TexTech  about 5 years ago

    It’s never the slowest line/lane until I get in it.

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