Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 27, 2023

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    TexTech  5 months ago

    That must be one very huge towel!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’m good with that!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 5 months ago

    Ah, so that’s how you do it!

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    seanfear  5 months ago

    then change its name to “blanket”

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    rshive  5 months ago

    Very wet indeed, Cosmo!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Losing weight is a piece of cake

    Just don’t pick it up!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    The key to losing weight is patience

    So take your time and wait.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?

    Trans-fat.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    The detective shuddered when he realized the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight.

    They weren’t just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    I really ought to start losing weight…

    But, I’ve got too much on my plate at the moment.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Cosmo is using the Trump method!!!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why don’t fish weight themselves?

    They have their own scales.

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    Slowly, he turned...  5 months ago

    Been there, done that. Of course, you could just use the scale in the nude but then you would not have plausible deniability.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 5 months ago

    so , just drop the towel.

    I promise you we won’t look

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  5 months ago

    Sometimes, I weigh myself whilst wearing an eight-pound nightgown.

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    samclemens  5 months ago

    Once again, 42 is the answer to everything. RIP Douglas Adams.

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    betseytacy  5 months ago

    so why doesn’t he just drop the towel and see how much he really weighs? He’s in his own bathroom… no one around to see him! If he really wants to lose weight, he should know how much he actually weighs.

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    Don’t cheat, Cosmo!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    And, we thank you for that approach rather than removing the towel. It’s too early in the morning to be exposed to something gross.

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    richhill48  5 months ago

    Heavy water. Think you get that at a nuke power plant

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    T...  5 months ago

    Most of the body weight is water, so why not…

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    koolodge  5 months ago

    That’s what trump does!

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Aren’t those your heavy eyeglasses?

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    rroush Premium Member 5 months ago

    Looks like 6’1" and 215 lbs. to me.

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    johnaapc  5 months ago

    Just drop the towel! We won’t look, I PROMISE!

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    ChazNCenTex  5 months ago

    Actually, no one’s around so why use a towel? The 4th wall doesn’t count.

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    Dkram  5 months ago

    So, Batsin Belfry ain’t the only one to stretch the truth.

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    dialfred  5 months ago

    Hehehe I sometimes have to subract about 3 pounds if my hair is wet from just being washed. (my hair is long enough to sit on)

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    So you really weigh 215 pounds?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 5 months ago

    You are a bird, with hollow bones. You don’t even weigh 42 pounds!

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