Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 24, 2021

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    stevesilver48  about 1 year ago

    Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Comic fans! Does anyone think Eromlig is the only one who can kid religion and golf in the same joke? No? Good thinking! But remember. We kid because we love, right Erom?

    A priest is playing a round of golf at the local public course when he arrives at the 15th tee. This hole is a 160-yard par three with a lake in the front of the green. It is also the padre’s nemesis, no matter how well or how poorly he is playing. Upon arriving at the tee, the priest tees up his ball, gets ready to hit and, at the last minute, looks toward the heavens and says, “God, I have been a good and decent man. Please, just this once, let me hit a shot which will carry the lake and get onto the green.” As he is about to swing, a loud, deep voice booms from the heavens and says, “Use a new ball, they go farther.” The priest steps back, thinks about the heavenly advice and goes to his bag and gets a brand new ball. He takes his stance and once again the heavenly voice booms, “Take a practice swing first.” The priest is now awestruck by the heavenly advice, so he steps back from the ball and takes a practice swing. He takes his stance and gets ready to hit and the heavenly voice booms, “Use an old ball!!!”

    BADABOOM! And that’s my time! We’ll talk again in due time. Love ya! Mean it! Silver. Out!

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 year ago

    Nernie Orris Is he related to actor Chuck Norris?

    Hilliam Wobby

    May the Lord be with you.

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    stevesilver48  about 1 year ago

    Ison Jareland

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    stevesilver48  about 1 year ago

    That can’t be the first time someone tried to smuggle drugs in a burrito or other food item can it? This is making me wonder why submarine sandwiches were called torpedoes.

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    That burrito was probably healthier than most burritos.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 1 year ago

    thanks for your service, Mr. Norris

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    RLG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Who wants to work as a Lion Mane Stylist?

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    therese_callahan2002  about 1 year ago

    I, too, had a coworker who didn’t retire until he was 90.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Reaching legal retirement age doesn’t mean one must or even want to retire. Lots of life left, lots of things that are still doable, lots of value to give.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    That sounds ridiculous. Them female lions would prefer to be with the winning male lion.

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    JDP_Huntington Beach  about 1 year ago

    So, Scar over Simba?!? I don’t think so!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And in an amazing coincidence there were no fires in Walhonding Valley from 1958 to 2020.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 year ago

    two believes one “not so much” = I once tried to snuggle a burro through a carport – does that count?

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    FrankErnesto  about 1 year ago

    If you can’t hide drugs in a burrito, where can you hide them?

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    artegal  about 1 year ago

    “But your Honor! I thought it was powdered sugar!”

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    joefearsnothing  about 1 year ago

    The words “burrito and breakfast” don’t go together for me! ;o{

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    The Pro from Dover  about 1 year ago

    Was Ernie friends with Beaver Cleaver?

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    tremaine53  about 1 year ago

    That Breakfast Burrito must’ve looked REALLY suspicious…

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    paranormal  about 1 year ago

    Hey thief, ever hear of X-rays???

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    markhughw  about 1 year ago

    RE: dark maned lions – no wonder there are so many empty bottles of Grecian Formula in the Serengeti.

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    ncorgbl  about 1 year ago

    The Walgreens in the Serengeti reports that ’Just for Manes has become their top seller.

    During the summer of 1993 Ernie stopped driving and took the senior’s bus. He usually arrived after the fire was out.

    See Manny, ask for the #5 ‘Supreme’.

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    scpandich  about 1 year ago

    Monsignor Eugene Yennock of the Diocese of Syracuse, NY is retiring on July 1st of this year after 71 years in the priesthood.

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    stevesilver48  about 1 year ago

    Test

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