Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2021

Now we have a motive. I wonder if Squirrelly was aiming at Oslo and missed, instead hitting Fjord in the back. Several times.

Ah, a spurned woman, a motive is right!!!

Sounds like Fjord was between valleys, when he got forked…ok, ducking now!

Check her documents, SherRip. If her full name’s Miss Oslo Butler, then it’s pretty obvious who did it.

“Chipmunk, Squirrely, whatever she’s called, she’s totally nuts, ya know. Can’t leaves me boyfriend with a nut job like that.”

Never fell for a Squirrelly or a Chipmunk. My romantic fixation was on a girl named “Hamster”

How could he resist those cheeks?

Yumpin yiminy!

Maybe it was Squirrelly’s ex-boyfriend Lute Fisk – getting rid of his competition.

Dude, did you set the whole Squirrelly story line up just to write frame 4?

Rumor has it, the other woman recently checked into the Betty Fjord Center.

I had a girlfriend whose nickname’s nickname was “Aardvark”. Yes, having a nckname for a nickname should have been a clue that “interesting times” were ahead…

The old “two birds with one stone” murder plot.

KA-CHIPMUNK!

Hmm, sounds like a motive. I wonder if Miss Oslo knows how to use a bow and arrow.

ka-rocky