Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 04, 2023

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    Ratkin  8 months ago

    My parents made me take ballroom dance lessons in the 7th or 8th grade. I wanted to stay home and watch Sea Hunt.

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    I’m with him. Wouldn’t want to go dancing either.

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    Jeff0811  8 months ago

    I might suggest to my wife that we go dancing some night, if for no other reason than to get that “Are you crazy?” look from her that I know so well.

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    Ubintold  8 months ago

    He doesn’t even dance when nobody is watching.

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    Lotus  8 months ago

    I’ll let Seinfeld answer for me on this one.

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    brick10  8 months ago

    That middle school trauma and PTSD never leaves you and resurrects at the most inconvenient times.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 8 months ago

    I love to dance. Had a date who went to a dance with me, then never danced. I said, that’s like going to an amusement park and not wanting to go on any rides. Had that happen once, too. Thank God I am married and left the craziness of dating behind.

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    Ryan Maitland Premium Member 8 months ago

    I once danced like nobody was watching, but somebody WAS watching. They thought I was having a stroke and called an ambulance!

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    The young lady of my first dance regretted saying that to me.

    Where ever you are, I am soooo sorry.

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    I only belly rub.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  8 months ago

    Um, dude – aren’t all 7th grade girls mean?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    YMCA dance…it’ll come back to you like riding a bike.

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    walstib  8 months ago

    Or the chicken dance.

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    DHBirr  8 months ago

    A t-shirt slogan I’ve seen a few times adds a qualifier: “Dance like nobody who can have you committed is watching you.”

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    I’m a lousy dancer.

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    You too?……

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    Buckeye67  8 months ago

    The spinning silver ball and strobe lights at discos makes everyone look like a great dancer.

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