Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 07, 2023

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    tudza Premium Member 9 months ago

    Totally different principles involved.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    Time to notify the next of kin-key.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ha! Door-key! A Good one from Ralph!

    (Nice Scooby and Shaggy reference with “Zoinks”)

    I lose my keys so much, that I wonder if they ever wake up and wonder where they are!

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    Lady loves a joke  9 months ago

    The key to this riddle is rumored to be in a lockbox.

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    Lotus  9 months ago

    dave must have been keyed up when he wrote this.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    No! It’s just very versatile….all door open up when he’s around!

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    Steverino Premium Member 9 months ago

    A zombie key?

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    It has come out of the closet.

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    ladykat  9 months ago

    LOL!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 9 months ago

    KEY PORN…….KEY PORN!!!!!! Warn the kiddies not to look.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    There’s actually a group of them known as the skeleton crew.

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    Howard'sMyHero  9 months ago

    Jinkies works too …!

    ( close enough, homophonically )

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 9 months ago

    Some of Ralph’s puns are getting ‘Stephan Pastis’ like. lol

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    4-pin keys, easy-peasy.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  9 months ago

    Awww, but he’s simply a-door-able!

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    T...  9 months ago

    Squirrel got it right…

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