This week on Mystery Diagnosis: A condition so rare, experts suspect it might not actually exist!
I must be well-cured by now!
Any company that doesn’t trust you when you need a day off doesn’t deserve you anyway.
Does this mean I can write my own doctor’s notes?
“Algolei I couldn’t attend work yesterday because he was sick with Hypermondosickbooginessosis, which is highly contagious but I’m only writing him one note specifically for yesterday, so don’t get too close to him for a few days. — signed, Dr. Algolei I.”
Can anything be cured by watching The View?
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