Questionable Quotebook by Sam Hepburn for January 11, 2021

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    Sam Hepburn creator over 3 years ago

    This week on Mystery Diagnosis: A condition so rare, experts suspect it might not actually exist!

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    I must be well-cured by now!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Any company that doesn’t trust you when you need a day off doesn’t deserve you anyway.

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    Algolei I  over 3 years ago

    Does this mean I can write my own doctor’s notes?

    “Algolei I couldn’t attend work yesterday because he was sick with Hypermondosickbooginessosis, which is highly contagious but I’m only writing him one note specifically for yesterday, so don’t get too close to him for a few days. — signed, Dr. Algolei I.”

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    Can anything be cured by watching The View?

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    StephenRice  over 3 years ago

    Follow the science!

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