Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Isn’t tinder about the superficial?

    You find out what a basket case the other person is on the first date or when the police find your body.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 5 years ago

    Hey Paris, I’ve got a much better line you can use:


    “Date me — I’m not Rat.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Dude. The fact that you even HAVE a Tinder profile screams that.

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    asianwoof  about 5 years ago

    They call it “tinder” because it burns after a while. /S

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    knight1192a  about 5 years ago

    Actually, that’s what Rat’s Tinder Profile screams. Need to bring Farina back so as to have Rat curl up in the fetal position after once again trounces on his ego by dumping him for Ziggy.

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    juicebruce  about 5 years ago

    Looks like another tinder sender fender bender moment :-(

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    buddha111  about 5 years ago

    @Juice- Bruce better than a tinder sender fender bender gender bender moment….

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    whiteheron  about 5 years ago

    I thought Tinder profiles meant:

    “Date me! I am too lazy and scared to go out into the real world and interact with real people.”

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    Vonne Anton  about 5 years ago

    With this logic, then why am I not married to nutella?

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Unbelievable, Pastis. No way would Goat be a Tinder user.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Desperate aren’t you, Goat? LMAO!

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    Sportymonk  about 5 years ago

    What is a “Swipe Lefter”?

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    BobCu  about 5 years ago

    I had to look up “swipe left”. I learn quite a bit from comic strips.

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    Miztahfrawg Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Those are some Dr-Seuss-ass trees you got there Mr. Pastis.

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    Number Three  about 5 years ago

    Dating is for losers.


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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Goat, Goat, Goat. Why?

    Pig is so tech-literate today! I bet he has a Tinder account, too, that he’s keeping secret from that horrible Pigita….

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    CalLadyQED  about 5 years ago

    Why do people keep calling Goat “Paris”?

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    mortaur  about 5 years ago

    Pretender, bartender, ender, slender, and blender.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What’s Tinder???

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    Jayred the Player  about 4 years ago

    at first, i was like WHA?!?!, then i was oh.

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