Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2011
Rat: Behold, I, master linguist Rat, seek to test the linguistic theory that when people don't understand a word, they automatically assume it's inappropriate. Thus, I have invented the phrase schloop schloop ping-a-pang bong,' which means, 'to play a vigorous game of 'Monopoly''. Pig, please read this note to the kind person next to you. Pig: 'Hello, ma'am. care to come home with me and schloop schloop ping-a-pang bong?' *kapishhhhhhh* Pig: Looks like someone doesn't like 'Monopoly'. Rat: 'Result inconclusive. Must test on a goat.' Goat: Check please.