What kind of meat does the Pope eat?
He can call his ‘woody’ his Lincoln Log.
uh oh… where’s that candle been?
He said he DOESN’T choose to be attracted to both sexes… Implying it’s not a choice. So, what’s the friggin’ problem?
Homer Simpson to Dr. Hibbert:
“Don’t foget your hippopotamus oath!”
Well, the birds drive that Segway a lot better than the former owner of Segway!
Uh-oh!, Chili’s… Be on the lookout for Jerry Sandusky!
@thewoodman1 Dude.. you probably don’t even get it.. It’s Christmas. Could you not be a hater for one freakin’ day?
Hey, at least he’ll die with a punchline.
A line from his fist to the Doctors and Nurses faces.
Lol.. funny as always. I think there may have been a “stoning” of Stephan before he wrote this one.