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  1. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    What kind of meat does the Pope eat?

    NUN!

  2. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    He can call his ‘woody’ his Lincoln Log.

  3. almost 8 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

    uh oh… where’s that candle been?

  4. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    He said he DOESN’T choose to be attracted to both sexes… Implying it’s not a choice. So, what’s the friggin’ problem?

  5. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Homer Simpson to Dr. Hibbert:

    “Don’t foget your hippopotamus oath!”

  6. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Well, the birds drive that Segway a lot better than the former owner of Segway!

  7. over 8 years ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Uh-oh!, Chili’s… Be on the lookout for Jerry Sandusky!

  8. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    @thewoodman1 Dude.. you probably don’t even get it.. It’s Christmas. Could you not be a hater for one freakin’ day?

  9. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Hey, at least he’ll die with a punchline.

    A line from his fist to the Doctors and Nurses faces.

  10. over 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Lol.. funny as always. I think there may have been a “stoning” of Stephan before he wrote this one.