Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2012
Rat: Do you ever think that as a society we've grown soft? That rather than rely on our God-given abilities, we now just rely on someone or something else to give us a boost? Goat: I don't think that's true. I think - Noise: BEEP BEEP. Roadrunner: Spare a buck for two tired roadrunners? Goat: That's disturbing. Roadrunner: Money, please.