Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2004
"This is my friend, Bennie...Bennie is attracted to both men and women." "That would make him bisexual." "Not exactly, because Bennie doesn't CHOOSE to be attracted to both sexes. He only does it because he's lonely and will take whatever he can get." "Bennie's a 'desperasexual'."