Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2011
Rat: Dude, this Key West vacation was my best idea ever. Pig: Yeah, I - wait! I forgot magipants! Rat: You what? Pig: The pants I sleep in... 'magic pants'... or as I call them, 'magipants'... they are the comfiest sleeping pants of all time! And they are back at home! Abandoned! Rat: dude, shut up. We just flew 3,000 miles to get here. It's not like you can go back and get them. Pig: Are we there yet? Attendant: Again, sir, we just took off.