Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2011
Pig: Magipants! Magipants! You're unharmed!! I will never abandon you again! I will fly back to vacation with you! I will wear you on my head if you want me to! And I will never ever remove you again! Guard: ... Sir, I don't care what you promised your pants... you're taking them off or I am. Pig: Please, sir. Don't make me get violent. Pig flies home from vacation to get his favorite pair of sleeping pants.