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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2021

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    Does this shovel make my butt look big?

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    So is sun, if you are a snowman.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago

    That sounds like something you say to other people to persuade them to shovel for you.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Snowman, “I’m just trimming a little off the back.” (or off my backside.)

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    But watch out for a heart attack while shoveling!

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    I had to shovel today. There was a layer of ice at the bottom. I definitely had my workout for the day.

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    dlkrueger33  3 months ago

    Oh! That this too, too solid flesh would melt!

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    pathamil  3 months ago

    Careful there, Frosty! You’ll fall over backwards!

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The last snowfall made my butt look to big…

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    EmmettWayne  3 months ago

    A new definition for, “snow sculpting.”

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    “Get off my ass!”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    Shoveling makes my back hurt. My wife told me to “lift with your legs.” Now my back and my legs hurt.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    It took about two hundred pounds off my driveway.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 3 months ago

    That is something I did not need to see today, lol, thanks.

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    thejanith Premium Member 3 months ago

    Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start the day!

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    That must be a Kardasian snowman.

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    stillfickled Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good one as usual, Mr. P.

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    There’s snow doubt about it.

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