Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2021

Does this shovel make my butt look big?

So is sun, if you are a snowman.

That sounds like something you say to other people to persuade them to shovel for you.

Snowman, “I’m just trimming a little off the back.” (or off my backside.)

But watch out for a heart attack while shoveling!

I had to shovel today. There was a layer of ice at the bottom. I definitely had my workout for the day.

Oh! That this too, too solid flesh would melt!

Careful there, Frosty! You’ll fall over backwards!

The last snowfall made my butt look to big…

A new definition for, “snow sculpting.”

“Get off my ass!”

Shoveling makes my back hurt. My wife told me to “lift with your legs.” Now my back and my legs hurt.

It took about two hundred pounds off my driveway.

That is something I did not need to see today, lol, thanks.

Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start the day!

That must be a Kardasian snowman.

Good one as usual, Mr. P.

There’s snow doubt about it.