Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 02, 2018


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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Proper grammar rules out Yoda and probably Chewbacca. Outside of that, I don’t know. If someone ate his cinnamon buns, it might be Leia.

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    SquawkTron  about 1 year ago

    He needs all the help he can get.

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    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Ate your lunch, I have! Guess who you will not.

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    Scorpio Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s a total mystery. Time to call the Feds.

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    Tue Elung-Jensen  about 1 year ago

    That would be “… guess who you will not.”.

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    jodyh  about 1 year ago

    Correct you are.

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    HarryLime Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Shouldn’t that be “Your lunch I ate. Who, you will not guess.”

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    Stevefk  about 1 year ago

    Actually all that he actually had in the bag was leftover dessert from last night, Obi-Wan’s Cannoli!

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    I has seen the Enemy!  about 1 year ago

    Not obvious it is, who ate the food.

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    jmcever3  about 1 year ago

    Guess who ate your lunch, you will not.

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    D Ob-one B   about 1 year ago

    Your lunch I ate, guess who, you will not!

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wrong. Who ate your lunch guess you will not.

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    J Short Premium Member about 1 year ago

    For the best Yoda phrasing; steep is the competition.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Can you fix something different? I’m tired of these boloney sandwichs.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    It’s “whom”, you idiot. One of these days, I’m going to LASE you to a different place than this and further-further away.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 year ago

    Empty, I’m hungry and my stomach is.

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    Ren Rodee  about 1 year ago

    This is not the lunch you are looking for! Move along!

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    StephenRice  about 1 year ago

    It took me a moment to realize this was supposed to be Yodaspeak. While blunebottle’s version is more elegant, the sentence in the comic could be converted as “Who ate your lunch you will not guess!” Yoda can and does use regular Subject-Verb-Object order, but sometimes when the object or complement is also the topic and he wants to emphasize it, he will front it, producing Object (or Topic)-Subject-Verb order. Various languages do that, but it’s fairly clear that Yoda’s native language is Yiddish.

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    commerce1943  about 1 year ago

    Punchline? Laugh tag? Joke? Any of these anywhere in this panel?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Stephen: I kind of don’t think it was Yoda; except for possibly the first sentence; it doesn’t sound like the way he speaks.

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    rgcviper  about 1 year ago

    “Tasty, the lunch was. Better attention to your lunch, you should pay.”

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    levekk  about 1 year ago

    I guess Yoda is dyslexic.

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    SkyFisher  about 1 year ago

    So who is sitting half out of the frame?

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