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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 23, 2019

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    It only stops being paradise when it’s other people’s children.

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    wiatr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I would still feel revulsion for snakes.

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    willispate  over 1 year ago

    and God said to Adam and Eve: “that means, Thou.. Art.. Outta Here!”

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    Sanspareil  over 1 year ago

    Looks like we’re at the foot of the future, unfortunately it’s kicking us up the past.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Then they raised Cain

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    dlkrueger33  over 1 year ago

    I’ve always wondered….if Adam and Eve were the first two people and they had two sons, how were they they able to be “fruitful and multiplying”??? They didn’t teach us any of that in Catechism.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    No matter HOW you spin it, it’s STILL A BUNCH OF NONSENSE!!!!

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    Watcher  over 1 year ago

    I guess the leaves didn’t work as a method of contraception.

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    donwalter  over 1 year ago

    …shoulda used a condom…whatever that is…

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    Nate England  over 1 year ago

    The Legacy of Cain…

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The pregnancy test or Non Sequitur?

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    1953Baby  over 1 year ago

    Pregnancy tests, but no condoms???? Yeah, definitely made up by a guy. . .

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    freewaydog  over 1 year ago

    Speaking of which, check THIS out: https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/adventures-of-god/list?title_no=853

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    morningglory61 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Makes more sense than the snake and apple story.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    From reading today’s comments, I kinda get a hint we’re not all together on this subject. :)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Perhaps the tree of life was a cherry tree?

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who did their kid marry?

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    What happens when the strip turns blue? Wiley gets dropped from more newspapers… ☺

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    Call me Ishmael  over 1 year ago

    “Trouble in Paradise” !

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    Lablubber   over 1 year ago

    Running foul of an HOA was a problem even then.

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    Children did not exist when that sign was made. So how did the sign maker know what children were?

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    It’s Old Testament stuff; most of it’s mythological (including Moses, Noah’s Ark, Jonah and the Big Fish (not whale, btw), and a myriad other stories.) The idea of a snake being the personification of the enemy of God comes from ancient Egypt, for instance, where the implacable enemy of Amun was depicted as a snake named Apep.

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    DebUSNRet Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s what the real APPLE was!

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    neeeurothrush  over 1 year ago

    at jvo: in which alternate biological universe is that

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    Bicycle Dude  over 1 year ago

    Whaaaaaaaa……

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    Seeker149 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A careful reading of Genesis shows that “man and woman” were created on the 6th day, then God rested on the seventh, only to create Eden and its inhabitants afterward. It was a kind of experimental biosphere whose subjects were set loose. Generally speaking, the DNA of all earth life has two mechanisms through which to survive. Its host organisms live on a spectrum in which they live long lives with a little or no young, or short lives in which they replicate themselves as much as possible. So when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, they traded immortality for fertility – a necessary choice to be able to multiply as commanded. Their kids interbred with the already flourishing homo sapiens, and along with whatever “perfect” genes were put into their parents, also passed on heavy doses of narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy – a.k.a. the dark triad.

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