Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2018

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    Dtroutma  over 3 years ago

    Orange balls.

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    strictures  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, the White Sox/Kansas City game was called off due to snow in KC. Brilliant work there MLB in scheduling games so early in cold weather cities!

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    Paul Read Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I hear the Twins will be borrowing a Zamboni for Thursdays opener. The forecast for Minneapolis is predicting 6-11 inches of slush tomorrow and Tuesday and a high on Thursday of 35º. MLB should be planning a return to 154 games now that the post-season has gotten so long.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    People who think they understand “whether profits” often don’t understand “weather prophets”.

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Today is meant to be the Yankees home opener. Ugh!

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    DanFlak  over 3 years ago

    Baseball: where the boys of summer play the October classic in November.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    WOW!! Baseball on ice skates!! Why didn’t anyone think of that before.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Let’s just break down and play ALL sports ALL year long! Hold the World Series, take 2 weeks off, and start Spring Training. Hold the Super Bowl, take 2 weeks off, and hold the NFL Draft. Hold the NBA Championships, take 2 weeks off, and begin the “Playoffs” again. SHEESH, it’s ALREADY almost this bad, so why not? Just stagger the 2 week breaks…

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    jtburgess Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No April fools! That’s exactly what it looks like outside my house in NJ. Good luck playing today, Yankees.

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    Cerabooge  over 3 years ago

    “And the center fielder is throwing the ball back all the way to the plate. Will it be a home run or an out?” Schwomp! “Hey, that’s no baseball”.

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    Wiley creator over 3 years ago

    Yankees home opener cancelled today. Guess why…

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    Rose Madder Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This will probably be true on May 2nd – the way this winter is going this year.

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    watashi73  over 3 years ago

    Its why global warming became climate change. You catch em both ways. Has nothing to do with science. Global warming and the gender issue are political agendas and Darwin is rolling around in his resting place.

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    rickmac1937 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Its all about money baby, start season too early and run too d— long

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    Max Browne  over 3 years ago

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    dadlivonia  over 3 years ago

    Ground balls are gonna be a bear!

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    The Peoria Chiefs opening day is on Saturday. Today- snow on the ground and it was 13 degrees this AM.

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    feverjr  over 3 years ago

    What… the Yankees can’t afford a dome?

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    djhaisell Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Amateurs. The Blue Jays played their first game ever in the snow.

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    pekenpug  over 3 years ago

    Pity the outfield.

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    ord2koa Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Real smart idea to have the California and Texas teams playing each other instead of cold weather teams.

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