Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2018

Orange balls.

Yeah, the White Sox/Kansas City game was called off due to snow in KC. Brilliant work there MLB in scheduling games so early in cold weather cities!

I hear the Twins will be borrowing a Zamboni for Thursdays opener. The forecast for Minneapolis is predicting 6-11 inches of slush tomorrow and Tuesday and a high on Thursday of 35º. MLB should be planning a return to 154 games now that the post-season has gotten so long.

People who think they understand “whether profits” often don’t understand “weather prophets”.

Today is meant to be the Yankees home opener. Ugh!

Baseball: where the boys of summer play the October classic in November.

WOW!! Baseball on ice skates!! Why didn’t anyone think of that before.

Let’s just break down and play ALL sports ALL year long! Hold the World Series, take 2 weeks off, and start Spring Training. Hold the Super Bowl, take 2 weeks off, and hold the NFL Draft. Hold the NBA Championships, take 2 weeks off, and begin the “Playoffs” again. SHEESH, it’s ALREADY almost this bad, so why not? Just stagger the 2 week breaks…

No April fools! That’s exactly what it looks like outside my house in NJ. Good luck playing today, Yankees.

“And the center fielder is throwing the ball back all the way to the plate. Will it be a home run or an out?” Schwomp! “Hey, that’s no baseball”.

This will probably be true on May 2nd – the way this winter is going this year.

Its why global warming became climate change. You catch em both ways. Has nothing to do with science. Global warming and the gender issue are political agendas and Darwin is rolling around in his resting place.

Its all about money baby, start season too early and run too d— long

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Ground balls are gonna be a bear!

They play football in the snow and rain – they should play baseball under the same conditions – how else are they going to toughen up the baseball players?!

The Peoria Chiefs opening day is on Saturday. Today- snow on the ground and it was 13 degrees this AM.

What… the Yankees can’t afford a dome?

Amateurs. The Blue Jays played their first game ever in the snow.

Pity the outfield.

Real smart idea to have the California and Texas teams playing each other instead of cold weather teams.