Nick Anderson for March 29, 2024

These scams are obviously not all Trump’s brainwork so who is pushing this garbage for him?

Donald trump the scam artist

Are the FBI gonna track these purchases?

Most likely there will be a number of goose steppers tripping over each other to get ripped off.

tRump has never needed prompting to scam anyone – supporters or otherwise.

I feel really sorry for that “better angel” who drew this guy. Talk about flat forehead syndrome!

He’d best wear Kevlar gloves.

Congrats to T for joining Bloomburg’s list making him one of the world’s 500 richest people!

There is no angel anywhere close to the MAGA Messiah. Never has been.

" Are the FBI gonna track these purchases?" asks Fern. Are you worried the carrier will lose yours?

Printed upside down in “honor” of the Orange Horror Clown’s infamous church photo-op.

For those who worship and speak directly to the Great Orange Pumpkin above there is the Trump This Family Deal…five for $359 that can be paid in bi-monthly installments of only $37 until your balance is zero.

Remember to Pray and Pay Today!

“Read your bible and die every day” (Larry Norman).

Traitor Trump is amazed at how gullible people are when you throw a few God Blesses their way.

He sold his soul long ago, so this is not surprising. Of course, it is blasphemous, but that’s right up his alley.

psht…Trump doesn’t have a good angel. Not on his shoulder, not anywhere.

How is this Bible “customized”? Has the pesky “Thou shalt not commit adultery” commandment been removed? Or have the Ten Commandments been renamed “the Ten Suggestions”? Have the warnings about false prophets and the seductiveness of the Anti-Christ been expunged?

Due to a printer’s error, many of the pages of those Bibles are blank. But no Evangelical has noticed.

Former Nut Job #1 is incredible! With all the dirt he’s done over the years, he’s trying to sell BIBLES?? Dear God in heaven!

There are no angels on that a$$hole’s shoulders, trust me…

Case in point, at Mar a Lardo, an anti-semitic white nationalist Christian fascist dinner guest, Nick Fuentes, screeched that when his MAGA / Nazi “America First” movement takes power, “all non-Christian people should be executed”.

So come on, people, let’s all vote for our own executioners, shall we? “God” will approve, and maybe you, too, can have a bunch of virgins if you “take one for the team”.

Google it.

Amazing strip.

I remember when the MAGA Messiah, as President, was pushing Gorsuch for SCOTUS.

Judge Gorsuch was absolutely the pick of choice for the theocrats, oligarchs, and fascists, being a religious nut, laissez-faire pro-business, anti-individual, and nationalist. He founded a right-wing newspaper in college, and one of his favorite quotes was from Henry Kissinger, reading “The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer.”

What an enterprising entrepreneur. Understanding how to generate revenue is something this administration does not. Taxing the snot out of the rich until their money runs out does not work.

No angel. That would require a conscience! Let us prey! Making America Gullible Again!

Dem Presidents headline a $100,000 a plate fundraiser where photos with the 3 presidents goes for $500,000 while Trump attends the wake of a slain police officer 6 miles away.

It’s clear which party caters to the rich elite. And you can bet every one of those wealthy Dem donors are going to be looking for payback should Biden win.

Buy a King Trump version of the Bible and then complain about inflation.

Hopefully this latest blasphemy will be the straw that breaks the evangelical’s back. It would be hilarious to see the largest GOP voting block to finally turn against their orange devil.

Is that all you’ve got, Nick Anderson? Really?

A true “billionaire” Christian would be giving Bibles away for free, not selling them.

Fernie: Yes. The FBI wants a list of people they can sell the Brooklyn Bridge to.

P.T. Barnum ad nauseum…..The poor of intelligence ye shall always have with you…..get yours now; only $59,99…BUT WAIT! for the next five minutes two for only $150.00!

trump sits on satan’s shoulder and whispers in his ear

Love the tiny hands!

boy he’s got’em fooled again, the biggler orange clown pos dicktater, could’nt keep a casino going, whale loser!!!

I have seen them more expensive than that. You do know a good size bible is like 2200 pages. The Bible is 66 books, just over 31,000 Versus.

the Orange Judas at work

There’s a good angel on his shoulder?!!!

No big deal. The Disciples expect to be scammed.

It expresses their admiration for his ‘intelligence’.

Otherwise known as the Bible for the forever cursed.

Remember: God don’t like ugly….and probably goes for lying,cheating & stealing in His name…..

“If we step back and look at this, Trump getting into business with God can only mean one thing: God is going to end up bankrupt and serving a three-month prison sentence for lying under oath.” — JORDAN KLEPPER

Is it true the passages about adultery are covered by ketchup stains?

Thief.

Or, get your picture taken with some democrat Presidents for $50,000 a pop….What’s the difference.

“Get your Trump Bucks here! Trump Bucks, only $10 per Trump Buck! Trump Bucks accepted as regular currency at all patriotic establishments across the US and Russia.”

Fine print: Trump Bucks not accepted at Trump Hotels, Trump Golf Courses, Mara Lago, the RNC, False Social, or any affiliated businesses.

Hey, Maggots. There’s an invisible chemical in the bible that’s absorbed into your body while you’re turning the pages. That’s why some pages are sticky. It reaches your brain, and turns you into a T***p-worshipping zombie who sends all your money to the antichrist of Mar-a-Lago.