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Nick Anderson for February 05, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How to get sober: new drinking game — take a drink every time the (fake) “president” tells the truth.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’s just his opening remarks and greetings to the nation.

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    wolfiiig  about 1 year ago

    It’s enough to bring back Prohibition.

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    erik.vanthienen  about 1 year ago

    “An evil soul producing holy witnessIs like a villain with a smiling cheek;A goodly apple rotten at the heart:O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!” – William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

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    Stevefk  about 1 year ago

    How can you tell when the president is lying? When he moves his lips!

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    redkaycei  about 1 year ago

    Try this one:

    “I accomplished the military.”

    — Trump

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “This life… is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

    “An empty vessel makes the loudest sound!”

    William Shakespeare.
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    preacherman  about 1 year ago

    You’d be drunk all the time. One source said that Dump lies 54 times per day.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Dead. Not passed out.

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    OldCoal  about 1 year ago

    Ok, he’s dead of alcohol poisoning.

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    montessoriteacher  about 1 year ago

    Let’s see, I think the Trump scandal du jour is that the inaugural committee has been accused of pocketing millions which were not spent or accounted for during the inauguration. Subpoenas were issued to investigate the matter. Of course, there are many other scandals to choose from, this is merely one.

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    montessoriteacher  about 1 year ago

    Ann Coulter stated she wishes only people with 4 grandparents born here could vote. If so, none of Trump’s kids could vote, nor Trump, nor at least 2 of the women he married.

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    Cerabooge  about 1 year ago

    “The truth is not the truth”.

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    montessoriteacher  about 1 year ago

    The Democrats have a lot on their plate with Trump. Not only must they react to all of his crap, they must also advocate for tax cuts for the middle class, public education, health care, fixing climate change, immigration policy, etc. This is the tragedy of Trump, is that so much time must be wasted on his crap and not as much on things which are desperately needed, this is why Trump must go.

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    Li'l ol' me Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This would apply to most politicians – regardless of parties. It’s the old adage: “How do you know when a politician is lying?” “Their lips are moving.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDcJydVcHo

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member about 1 year ago
    Great Satan is coming on the TV today to tell us all what we can do for him.
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    rob mccallum Premium Member about 1 year ago

    guaranteed alcohol poisoning every time he speaks.

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    Rad-ish says, posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There is nothing Trump can do to stop this. He has to see the writing on the wall by now.

    Maryland prosecutors have subpoenaed a company owned by Donald Trump for records related to his Scottish golf courses, seeking information about the president’s possible violations of the emoluments clause of the Constitution. According to The Times of London, Maryland Attorney General Brian Frosh demanded the financial filings of DJT Holdings LLC—which owns the president’s Scotland resorts, as well as Trump International Hotel in Washington—as part of an investigation into whether profits from Trump’s D.C. hotel were “flowing to the president through his affiliated entities.”

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/02/trump-scottish-golf-clubs-subpoena-financial-records?fbclid=IwAR1crifZUp1S1z9fpqd4Hpd_HzV9aoDeMi7wO64b3Wz6mhatZgccDF3p2Fo

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    mourdac Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Liquor companies would be paying out massive dividends if this was true.

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    Ally2005  about 1 year ago

    Trump’s SOTU speech in a nut shell: I’m great. WALL. You hate. WALL. Caravan. WALL. God bless the United Strates.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    Unrealistic. I don’t see the rupture wound from his liver exploding.

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    Mokurai  about 1 year ago

    Please don’t kill yourself before Stacey Abrams gets to tear the SOTU to shreds. LBJ lamented more than fifty years ago that the Civil Rights Act would hand the government to the Southern segregationist Democrats and Republican politicians (since merged) for fifty years. Time’s up!

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    mysterysciencefreezer  about 1 year ago

    You’ll be dead before the twenty minute mark. Ten, if he goes off-script.

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    wiatr Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And this is only two minutes into the ramble.

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    M2MM  about 1 year ago

    The whole family LOL’d over this one. :D

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