Can’t get away from them anywhere.
Hermits have a homeowners association?
Egads! Cave Karens!
Shouldn’t that be the “Hermitic Code”?
How did Moondog find Monty, anyway? Isn’t that contrary to the whole Hermitic concept?
Where did he find a cave with a perfectly cut-out doorway?
Never thought I’d ever be hassled by the Hermit Homeowners Association.
Who knew? A hermit named Karen.
Now you see why anarchic societies never last long.
Just wait till a music group of Hermits move in with their leader, Herman. (And then there will be Mrs. Brown moving in with her lovely daughter.)
That’s not a real hermit. He’s been cast out of society for not wearing a mask, and he is just trying to annoy everyone else he meets.
Are hermits required to wear third century clothing under the code?
Hermits are allowed to talk to outsiders. How else can the insights they gain be passed on to others.
By the way, in Medieval times in Europe, it was the fashion for nobles to have a little grotto tucked away to store away a hermit. It was a way to garner brownie points for heaven.
Don’t you hate it when the COA (cave owners association) President shows up to enforce code?
Easy come, easy go. I like getting rid of an intruder so logically. Hermit Monty is also secretly Hermit Spock….