Luann by Greg Evans for December 05, 2017

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 4 years ago

    Toni, you sure have kept track of those numbers.

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    Argythree  over 4 years ago

    When did Toni get so attached to a ‘mobile device’? Is this gonna be the new arc; she’s addicted to her smartphone or iphone or what, and Brad keeps trying to pull her back into reality?

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    howtheduck  over 4 years ago

    359 / 24.9 means they spend 1 day in the bathroom for every 24 days together. I guess they must use the fire station bathroom on the other 23 days.

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    Namrepus  over 4 years ago

    It’s the shared bedroom that counts.

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    Wizardgoat  over 4 years ago

    From yesterday:

    I’ve since confirmed that Laura Dern is 5’10", and Kyle MacLachlan is 6’0". That’s consistent with how they looked with each other in Blue Velvet.

    Maybe Brad & Toni are both 5’10" – my height.

    Someone said men average 5’8", so women must average around 5’5".

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    capricorn9th  over 4 years ago

    I wonder exactly how many couples take long walks in the park? I know…zero. My husband and I don’t take long walks for quality time. We eat out and chat, go to the movies, go on road trips. This romantic setting in the park or on the beach belong to the budding romance of a new relationship. After years together as girl/boyfriend, an engagement, I would think they are way past that. By now, they should be talking about getting their own home, starting a family, unless they don’t want the responsibility of either which might explain the walk in the park…

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    kenhense  over 4 years ago

    Toni had to subtract a few hours due to TJ’s marathon in the bathroom.

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    SactoSylvia  over 4 years ago

    “The facts” can kill a romantic moment real fast!

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    Brdshtt Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My wife and I have shared 2.03 BILLION heartbeats over the 27.3 years we have been married. And a few hundred million before that.


    I might have to subtract a few as my heart skips beats every now and then…

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    Rosette  over 4 years ago

    They’ve shared 14.9 days in the bathroom? Together? I know they’re in love, but potty time is private time to me.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 4 years ago

    To answer one of the poster’s question from yesterday: Have they gotten of T.J.?

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    Jabroniville Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Man, are they aging in real-time now? That’s gotta be close. What is this- For Better Or For Worse?

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  over 4 years ago

    I think Brad the only person who thinks toilets are romantic

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    jdi801  over 4 years ago

    Does Toni ever wear normal clothes? Like old jeans, sweatshirts, flannel shirts?

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    jr1234  over 4 years ago

    Greg should be careful putting a date/1year on his strip that takes 14 real years for a comic year to go by.

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 4 years ago


    No a lot to comment on during my pipe & coffee commentary this morning. The bucolic scene is nice and the romantic feelings are pleasant to see. Today seems more of a segue perhaps while we await what may transpire to throw some sort of monkey wrench into the works of their 1st Anniversary celebration.

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    luann1212 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My only comment is they are so beautiful together, and they are always drawn so lovingly, and what is this leading up too I wonder?

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Okay, You Two. Since You brought it up, WHAT Exactly has Happened since You got Married last year, to make it the “best 359 days of Your Lives??”

    1) “The Strip Budget” Arc?

    2) The Predicable “Jonah DUMPS the Kid On ’Em,” Including Babysitting, Playground Sessions and Trick or Treating Arcs?

    3) The Occasional “Sunday Appearance” Arc?

    4) The "Have Take Turns using the Bathroom because Somebody had the “Bright Idea” to invite a Noxious “Roommate” to Live with a Couple of Newly Weds," Arc?

    Feel FREE to Add, but as ALWAYS, if it Happened "Off Strip, Doesn’t COUNT!

    Take Your Time. I’m Brewing a FRESH Pot ’O COFFEE……….,

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    Luanaphile  over 4 years ago

    keep wondering if Toni will drop the “I’m pregnant” shoe.

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    Numbnumb  over 4 years ago

    Married a year already? So. Baby?

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    apspots  over 4 years ago

    Did we ever see the remodeled bathroom?

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    RSH  over 4 years ago

    Toni has always been the more practical and pragmatic of the two. Now, either this is geekishness or some strange affinity (on her part) for trivia and useless data.

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Hey, Toni (and Brad)! Don’t believe everything you read on the internet! Cherish your own lives together, and create your own statistics. It will be more fun, more satisfying, more true….

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