Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 27, 2023

Wouldn’t the little hammer be better than a rabid raccoon doc ?

That, uh… that would do it. Also check how fast you can run.

This will check how fast you can get a new doctor.

Must be why the receptionists always make sure your insurance is up-to-date.

Gotta run!

What about a Swiss Army Hamster?

All this just to diagnose Apodal Syndrome?

Think fast!

Nothing like having an angry animal thrown at you.

Oy!

" … and my malpractice insurance, at the same time."

Fight or flight?

Rac’ him up, doc!

His health is about to go into rabid decline.

Dang this new age medicine anyway!!

They said, don’t see that doctor. He’s squirrely. They were wrong.

It might be a better test with a porcupine.

Oh, the old raccoon in the pants test.

Science marches on! This is a way better test than that silly tap-the-knee-with-the-hammer business.

Yeah, my Doc tested my reflexes by flinging a throwing star at me. I managed to knock it aside with the palm of my hand (although it did give my hand a nasty gash…).