I was preparing to enjoy an apple I had plucked from a tree in the orchard, when a single earwig crawled out from the base of the apple’s stem, fell off and disappeared in the house.
Luckily, the next day I spotted it on the bedroom wall and disposed of it.
I recall a skit from Season 3’s ‘The Tracey Ullman Show’, in which Tracey’s character (Sandra Decker) implies in her memoirs that she had a torrid affair with Golden Age film star Roland Diego (played by Cesar Romero) which was naturally, entirely fictitious.
All is well until Roland Diego actually shows up, wanting to continue the ‘relationship’.
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And a little bit down yonder stood Hollywood Video…