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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 29, 2020

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    the committee just wasn’t ready to accept change…

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    Zykoic  about 1 year ago

    “In general relativity, a white hole is a hypothetical region of spacetime and singularity which cannot be entered from the outside, although energy-matter and light can escape from it.” -Wik

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    judirapelje  about 1 year ago

    They also exist in washing machines!!

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    Prey  about 1 year ago

    So what you are saying is that wives are white holes?

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    PoodleGroomer  about 1 year ago

    He needs to study high density complex geometries. Parts dropped in an engine compartment will disappear and reappear weeks later. It is not a question of where, but when did it go.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Cha Ching theory nixed!

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    Michael G.  about 1 year ago

    There’s always a chance for the Ig-nobel Prize.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Luckily, Karl had already made his fortune by solving the problem of the missing sock.

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    HappyDog Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This why I’ve stopped carrying change long ago, and I’ve rid my pockets of white holes. If I have to use cash then the change goes in the tip jar.

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Karl would have won Nobel with his hole in the pocket theory, but he got cocky.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hah! That is nothing! My credit card number gets transmitted through the Ethernet!

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    Lablubber   about 1 year ago

    If he had been able to show a link with missing socks and surplus Tupperware lids, they might have reconsidered.

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    neatslob Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Everybody knows your pocket change isn’t teleported to another dimension, that’s silly. It’s teleported under your sofa cushions.

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