Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 29, 2020

the committee just wasn’t ready to accept change…

“In general relativity, a white hole is a hypothetical region of spacetime and singularity which cannot be entered from the outside, although energy-matter and light can escape from it.” -Wik

They also exist in washing machines!!

So what you are saying is that wives are white holes?

He needs to study high density complex geometries. Parts dropped in an engine compartment will disappear and reappear weeks later. It is not a question of where, but when did it go.

Cha Ching theory nixed!

There’s always a chance for the Ig-nobel Prize.

Luckily, Karl had already made his fortune by solving the problem of the missing sock.

This why I’ve stopped carrying change long ago, and I’ve rid my pockets of white holes. If I have to use cash then the change goes in the tip jar.

Karl would have won Nobel with his hole in the pocket theory, but he got cocky.

Hah! That is nothing! My credit card number gets transmitted through the Ethernet!

If he had been able to show a link with missing socks and surplus Tupperware lids, they might have reconsidered.

Everybody knows your pocket change isn’t teleported to another dimension, that’s silly. It’s teleported under your sofa cushions.