Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 26, 2023

Aren’t they all.

All of them charge enormous amounts just to sit in the front row!!! It’s a business!!!

Ain’t that the Truth !

If there is a hell, they are gonna get flamed.

The only prosperity gospel they preach is their own.

And the collection is always “just a little bit behind.”

If his hair was blond and a little more orange tint to the skin tone and he also had the American flag draped around his shoulders like a cape, that would be “you know who”.

It’s a business, tax them.

TAX THOSE CON-ARTISTS!!!

Flim-flam artists.

How else are you going to afford air conditioned dog houses?

This is too accurate

That’s pretty much what televangelists ( and telemarketers) do!

This is more than a toon gem, it is a universal truth.

The all powerful lord needs fuel for his private Gulfstream.

So sad but so true. I had a family member that fell for the scam.

Pay now, buy later.

Rev. O’steal?

Prophet Profit !! But I never gave them a plug nickel.

Lawyers and preachers, birds of a feather.

Okay, I rarely resort to big quote, but:“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money"!George Carlin

That’s the preacher who takes the collection plate and tosses it into the air. God takes what he wants and whatever falls back down is his.

looks like democrats taking money from the pockets to me.