Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 26, 2023

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Aren’t they all.

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    SHIVA  8 months ago

    All of them charge enormous amounts just to sit in the front row!!! It’s a business!!!

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    scote1379 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ain’t that the Truth !

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    Olddog04  8 months ago

    If there is a hell, they are gonna get flamed.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago

    The only prosperity gospel they preach is their own.

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    Olddog1  8 months ago

    And the collection is always “just a little bit behind.”

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    Znox11  8 months ago

    If his hair was blond and a little more orange tint to the skin tone and he also had the American flag draped around his shoulders like a cape, that would be “you know who”.

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    vics_machine Premium Member 8 months ago

    It’s a business, tax them.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member 8 months ago

    Flim-flam artists.

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    Baucuva  8 months ago

    How else are you going to afford air conditioned dog houses?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 8 months ago

    This is too accurate

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    That’s pretty much what televangelists ( and telemarketers) do!

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    mountainclimber  8 months ago

    This is more than a toon gem, it is a universal truth.

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    The all powerful lord needs fuel for his private Gulfstream.

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    sandflea  8 months ago

    So sad but so true. I had a family member that fell for the scam.

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    gammaguy  8 months ago

    Pay now, buy later.

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    tee929  8 months ago

    Rev. O’steal?

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    spaced man spliff  8 months ago

    Prophet Profit !! But I never gave them a plug nickel.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  8 months ago

    Lawyers and preachers, birds of a feather.

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    syzygy47  8 months ago

    Okay, I rarely resort to big quote, but:“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

    But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money"!George Carlin

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 8 months ago

    That’s the preacher who takes the collection plate and tosses it into the air. God takes what he wants and whatever falls back down is his.

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    washatkc Premium Member 8 months ago

    looks like democrats taking money from the pockets to me.

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