If his hair was blond and a little more orange tint to the skin tone and he also had the American flag draped around his shoulders like a cape, that would be “you know who”.
Okay, I rarely resort to big quote, but:“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money"!George Carlin
mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Aren’t they all.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
All of them charge enormous amounts just to sit in the front row!!! It’s a business!!!
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ain’t that the Truth !
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
The only prosperity gospel they preach is their own.
Olddog1 over 1 year ago
And the collection is always “just a little bit behind.”
Znox11 over 1 year ago
If his hair was blond and a little more orange tint to the skin tone and he also had the American flag draped around his shoulders like a cape, that would be “you know who”.
vics_machine Premium Member over 1 year ago
It’s a business, tax them.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago
TAX THOSE CON-ARTISTS!!!
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Flim-flam artists.
Baucuva over 1 year ago
How else are you going to afford air conditioned dog houses?
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago
This is too accurate
ladykat over 1 year ago
That’s pretty much what televangelists ( and telemarketers) do!
mountainclimber over 1 year ago
This is more than a toon gem, it is a universal truth.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
The all powerful lord needs fuel for his private Gulfstream.
sandflea over 1 year ago
So sad but so true. I had a family member that fell for the scam.
gammaguy over 1 year ago
Pay now, buy later.
tee929 over 1 year ago
Rev. O’steal?
spaced man spliff over 1 year ago
Prophet Profit !! But I never gave them a plug nickel.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 1 year ago
Lawyers and preachers, birds of a feather.
syzygy47 over 1 year ago
Okay, I rarely resort to big quote, but:“Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!
But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money"!George Carlin
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s the preacher who takes the collection plate and tosses it into the air. God takes what he wants and whatever falls back down is his.
washatkc Premium Member over 1 year ago
looks like democrats taking money from the pockets to me.