Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 30, 2010


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    margueritem  about 10 years ago

    How did Cybil coerce the mice?

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    GROG Premium Member about 10 years ago

    I thought the mice would be breakfast!

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    nerdhoof  about 10 years ago

    She don’t bother chasing mice around.

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    Sisyphos  about 10 years ago

    Gotta love Cybil (just take in her poised pose!) and her [no doubt coerced] band! Hope Lio likes his wake-up blast!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 10 years ago

    And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!

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    comYics  about 10 years ago

    Thats how kitty’s get flung across a room.

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    Pacejv  about 10 years ago

    Garfield was into this today, also.

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    randayn  about 10 years ago

    Talk about your rude awakening…

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    ejcapulet  about 10 years ago

    At least she’s not saying it with hot lead!

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    Demonsloth  about 10 years ago

    umm…..the mice?

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    00Robin  about 10 years ago

    dig the drum major mouse!

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    cdward  about 10 years ago

    These mice are being held hostage. They will do Cybil’s bidding in the vain hope that she will not eat them. Cybil prefers to show Lio who’s master here and will first force him to feed her. After that, she will pick the mice off one by one, adding to their torture. She gets it both ways, the evil feline.

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    Jml58  about 10 years ago

    One false note from the mice, and they are lunch.

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    Ursula A Kehoe Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Cybil gave my cat lessons …

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    xangatom  about 10 years ago

    Cybil made a deal with the mice: she wouldn’t eat them for breakfast if they helped her really make an impression

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    ninmas  about 10 years ago

    look at today’s garfield!

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    ladywolf17  about 10 years ago

    Okay All together now! A 1 and a 2………..

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    coot31  about 10 years ago

    Yeah, a 1 and a 2 and flag the spammers

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    I wish Lio would feed Cybil the freakin’ SPAMMERS! (Although not even Cybil could eat them without gettting heartburn….) Of course, I always thought Cybil foraged for herself (usually in wildlife preserves or perhaps the Amazon–piranhas are mighty tasty!) and wouldn’t need Lio to feed her in the first place.

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    Simon_Jester  about 10 years ago

    Chainsaw ( Shindaiwa ) $350.00

    Sulfuric Acid (1 Gallon ) $40.00

    Blowtorch ( Benz-O-Matic ) $38.50

    Fire Poker ( Wrought Iron ) $20.00

    Knife Set ( Ginzu ) $29.00

    Spammers ( Screaming in Agony )….PRICELESS!

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    Kerovan  about 10 years ago

    The arrangement today is a stirring John Phillips Sousa march titled “Cybil needs to be fed.”

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    kfaatz925  about 10 years ago

    “Sing for your supper, and you’ll get breakfast…”

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    Simon_Jester  about 10 years ago

    For Cybil, I would have thought a Death Metal band would be more appropriate.

    But this’ll do.

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    TheWildSow  about 10 years ago

    Begone, Spammer!

    And BTW, why don’t they make a Mouse-Flavored Cat Food?

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    zerotsm  about 10 years ago

    My cat gets fed before bedtime too, but that doesn’t stop him from waking me up at 5:30 AM. He figures if he’s up, everyone should be up.

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    dragonfreak365  about 10 years ago

    I wonder what he’ll play this morning.

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    wyrm282  about 10 years ago


    Its cause none of the scientitst wanna know how mouse tastes. And hopefully, none of them do.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 10 years ago

    Let’s sing along:

    “We’re Sergeant Cybil’s Feed-the-Cat-Time Band, we hope you will enjoy the show…”

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    freeholder1  about 10 years ago

    sorry to Simon. I accidentally hit he Flag for Spammer’s switch too early. Glorious joke.

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    freeholder1  about 10 years ago

    Cybil Shepherd’s mice?

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    freeholder1  about 10 years ago

    Sarge Cybil’s Lonely Food Dish Band.

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Always always always feed the cat.

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    Kali  about 10 years ago

    Always remember, cats were worshiped as gods in Ancient Egypt.

    And they will never allow us to forget this fact.

    Of course, Cybill isn’t really hungry - she just wants attention.

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    warreno  about 10 years ago

    On the plus side, that last spam message was so surreal it read almost like Haiku:

    Finest products here. Much happy we will make you. Click! Click! Come see now.

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    markwalton  about 10 years ago

    Hilarious!!!! I laughed out loud!

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