Last Kiss by John Lustig for April 11, 2022

Well is that a good thing or a bad thing ?

I once knew a woman who like to go to diners with gay men. She said they’d sit there and discuss the other men in the diner, “I think that one is cute.” “I like that one better”

Makes no sense, just like any other cross gender conversation

Wait until they have eyes for the same man.

Bet She’s shopping for a strap -on in her mind right now

And believe me, I’ve known plenty of both.

That’s why I’ll never go to bed with you but will come to cry on your shoulder every time I fall in love with men who look like real men.

I’ve had that conversation…..as I like talking about feelings and shopping.

What? Empathic? “Inconceivable!”

Any comment here I bound it piss someone off!

So stay out of Florida*. * and other states as the become more intolerant.

His inner woman is showing…too much.

You know our sexual needs!

He’s more like other women? She should test her theory by inviting him to her next pajama party.

Let’s go pick up a couple of guys!

“…. ever since your surgery.”

In more ways than you imagined. Surprise!

They met at the clothing store and bought the same dress.

“Now, stop stealing my lipstick! It’s the wrong shade foy you anyway.”

“That’s a good thing, right?”

Well, at least he wasn’t friend zoned.

I hate when women tell me that.