I am not a conspiracy theorist by nature, but after his first attempt (or attack) I felt certain he would never make it to trial. I am not sad for him, but sorry that he could not help bring others of his ilk to trial.
Sometimes, conspiracy theories are the only things that make sense. Or maybe we should just take it all as a series of coincidences; the video just happened to stop working before he died, his cellmate just happened to be transferred beforehand, the guards just happened to not check on him, for hours, and Epstein just happened to find a way to kill himself in a cell where that’s, supposedly, intentionally made very difficult.
I would bet actual money that it was indeed a suicide, but one that was arranged with help from those wanting him permanently quieted. Of course he wanted to kill himself, and of course Trump and his other co-rapists would want him dead, so the plan would’ve been mutually beneficial. Too many rules were broken, too many coincidences coming together that allowed this to happen, for there not to have been help from higher-ups. Hope they’re checking the bank accounts of guards & staff. Also hope it’s not just being investigated by lackey Barr’s DOJ.
If they decide that Epstein was killed by an outside source… It’s doubtful that it would be Hillary… The ones who can be hurt the most are not the clintons… The ones that would be hurt the most by those who are in a position of power that they would hate to lose… We already know that several of these people have a penchant for young meat. ( I apologize for the vulgarity that I used to emphasize exactly how these people View their victims.)
deep, deep apologies to L Bernstein/S. Sondheim’s “I Feel Pretty,” but—it’s convenient, so convenient,so unlucky he happened to die—but convenient,so convenient it couldmake me cry.
while disarming, it’s alarminghis harming himself as he could:it just happenedin a split second, no onethought he would!
see the petty man in the white house, there,why is he laughing with glee?such a lucky guynone to testifymaybe not even he!
it’s convenient, so convenient,“convenient’s” the art of the deal—it’s no biggy,now no piggycan actually squeal.
we’re left hanging, alarms clanging,suspicions fright’ningly high—so convenientso convenient his bestpal had to die!
I STRONGLY believe there are grounds for the theory that he was kacked by someone. There was too much evidence on too many people who had MUCH MORE to lose than Clinton. Think CURRENT presidents and BIG, BIG money boys.
As soon as Trump tweeted his unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about Clinton, I knew he had something to do with it. That’s his style – do something bad and then point the finger elsewhere.
I am going to be so glad when that bastard is no longer news. I am very tired of seeing him looking back at me from the front page of all the newspapers I subscribe to.
These theories are inane, really. Epstein was up the creek and realized all his money and “friends” would not save him. He chose to expedite his arrival in h3ll
He certainly left plenty of fertile ground for conspiracy theorists to breed in. But so far I agree w/ Morin that those theorists aren’t likely correct (‘course not all of them could be, considering the variations they’re spouting).
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
There should be a lot of discovery motions being filed.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
There should be a lot of evidence being seized.
Skylark over 4 years ago
There should be some of us that don’t give a damn! RIH. (rot in hell)
Walter Kocker Premium Member over 4 years ago
Are we sure the stiff is Jeffy?
Mominexile Premium Member over 4 years ago
I am not a conspiracy theorist by nature, but after his first attempt (or attack) I felt certain he would never make it to trial. I am not sad for him, but sorry that he could not help bring others of his ilk to trial.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Notice who was leading the charge.. that it was the other guy.. As Shakespeare in Hamlet said, “The lady doth protest too much, methinks”
Cerabooge over 4 years ago
Sometimes, conspiracy theories are the only things that make sense. Or maybe we should just take it all as a series of coincidences; the video just happened to stop working before he died, his cellmate just happened to be transferred beforehand, the guards just happened to not check on him, for hours, and Epstein just happened to find a way to kill himself in a cell where that’s, supposedly, intentionally made very difficult.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I’m sure the Barr Justice only for Trump Department will release any evidence against Dems.
Bookworm over 4 years ago
“Hear ‘Lies’ Jeffery Epstein”? Is that a pun?
rossevrymn over 4 years ago
I see stupid people.
Squoop over 4 years ago
I would bet actual money that it was indeed a suicide, but one that was arranged with help from those wanting him permanently quieted. Of course he wanted to kill himself, and of course Trump and his other co-rapists would want him dead, so the plan would’ve been mutually beneficial. Too many rules were broken, too many coincidences coming together that allowed this to happen, for there not to have been help from higher-ups. Hope they’re checking the bank accounts of guards & staff. Also hope it’s not just being investigated by lackey Barr’s DOJ.
jack666 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Give Epstein credit. For perhaps the first time in his life he did something to make the world a better place.
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
I keep thinking what happened when they took Abe Lincoln off suicide watch. (Noted for his depression.)
robnvon Premium Member over 4 years ago
Pretty good cartoon but would be better if bugs were emerging from Donald Trump’s ear.
S&C = Dismayed&Depressed over 4 years ago
If they decide that Epstein was killed by an outside source… It’s doubtful that it would be Hillary… The ones who can be hurt the most are not the clintons… The ones that would be hurt the most by those who are in a position of power that they would hate to lose… We already know that several of these people have a penchant for young meat. ( I apologize for the vulgarity that I used to emphasize exactly how these people View their victims.)
walkingmancomics over 4 years ago
deep, deep apologies to L Bernstein/S. Sondheim’s “I Feel Pretty,” but—it’s convenient, so convenient,so unlucky he happened to die—but convenient,so convenient it couldmake me cry.
while disarming, it’s alarminghis harming himself as he could:it just happenedin a split second, no onethought he would!
see the petty man in the white house, there,why is he laughing with glee?such a lucky guynone to testifymaybe not even he!
it’s convenient, so convenient,“convenient’s” the art of the deal—it’s no biggy,now no piggycan actually squeal.
we’re left hanging, alarms clanging,suspicions fright’ningly high—so convenientso convenient his bestpal had to die!
rionmorrison69 over 4 years ago
I STRONGLY believe there are grounds for the theory that he was kacked by someone. There was too much evidence on too many people who had MUCH MORE to lose than Clinton. Think CURRENT presidents and BIG, BIG money boys.
tabby over 4 years ago
As soon as Trump tweeted his unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about Clinton, I knew he had something to do with it. That’s his style – do something bad and then point the finger elsewhere.
Redd Panda over 4 years ago
There’s no denying the fact…a lot of rich guys wanted him dead.
lobo1939 over 4 years ago
I am going to be so glad when that bastard is no longer news. I am very tired of seeing him looking back at me from the front page of all the newspapers I subscribe to.
guyjen2004 Premium Member over 4 years ago
These theories are inane, really. Epstein was up the creek and realized all his money and “friends” would not save him. He chose to expedite his arrival in h3ll
Concretionist over 4 years ago
He certainly left plenty of fertile ground for conspiracy theorists to breed in. But so far I agree w/ Morin that those theorists aren’t likely correct (‘course not all of them could be, considering the variations they’re spouting).