Herman by Jim Unger for April 27, 2024

Accountability isn’t her strong suit

What would she do with a knife and fork!

That’s probably a plate of salad that she’s carrying…potato salad and pasta salad, with heavy creamy dressings on them with extra cheese and bacon!

Annie could use a Tugboat to help navigate that narrow channel.

Annie, the Tugboat.

Hope she doesn’t hit a bridge

When you’re in the aisle beware of someone with momentum hogging the road.

Jim Unger vs Al Bundy. Who loved making fat jokes more?

When All-You-Can-Eat buffets were still a thing I would always stay 10 ft. behind her.

She was looking for a new dress, but the army ran out of tents

The gravy is flattering.

The laws of tonnage apply here!

She’s a regular at my local Walmart. But I almost didn’t recognize her out of her scooter.

yum! whipped cream on the hot dog!

She did not have a Wide Load sign on.

Or a backup warning beeper.

This strip is a belly buster, constant laughs.

Why would she need a knife and fork? She’s just going to inhale her food anyway.

Well you failed to get proper clearance before flooding the aisle.

How extremely thoughtless of him!!

One of those icebreaker ships.

Just say,“oink” and move along.

That’s definitely NOT “Dreamboat Annie!”

That’s an alog – a lot of girl!