Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 10, 2019

All i want for Christmas is my frog applause to read and praize in my peejeb’s…

Yes, indeed, “Frog Applause Therapy”™ will help you release that inner lameness that you so painfully and uselessly try to hold inside yourself.

Remember the motto: _There’s no Shame in being truly Lame!"

and “Let Lame be your Fame!”

…I always confuse therapy with I have to go pee..

…Frog Applause…

…is there nothing you can’t do?…

…Ronald Reagan used to read Frog Applause first…

…make like a tree and get out of here…

…what do you think?…

…there is no try…

…you either do or you do do…

…baby Yoda…

Make like wishbone and break. Huddle up Baby Luke..

I’ve tried “Frog Applause” therapy, and I’ll tell you what: I need no other!

Only available at the cuckoo’s nest.

I’m cured!

after Frog Applause therapy , I STILL see fishnets on Fridays

Frog Applause is the Heimlich Maneuver of lamelesness.

Primal Therapy, guys. And, no, it’s not about trying to scream.

No, but my conjoined twin uses jump rope therapy.

Embrace the meh.

Big fan of F.A.T. …!

“Frog Applause” therapy is the only therapy I need. It’s like every other kind of therapy rolled into one.

Occupational Therapy at the bath mat factory.

Recreational Therapy at the underdeveloped tadpole games.

Hello, my name is Radish, and I’m a Frog Applause addict, I’m so ashamed…

I tend to view Frog Applause Therapy as a subset of Art Therapy, with which I had some connection, via third parties, at one time. But I think it would be worth a try in your case, though your symptoms appear to be rather advanced.

Even the lame can hope!

Use an Orgone Box with oxygen therapy.

Come to think of it, you only hear of “no” avail. Never a lot of avail, or some avail, or just a little avail.

Well, okay, I might have heard “to little avail”, but the others, no.

It’s not for everyone, but it works for me.