Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 29, 2018

We are true and blue,

We eat magic shrooms.

We stink, pee you,

We know King of the Jews

choochgaoochoochgacoo.

Anti-Vaxers, advance!

I don’t think it’s anything to sneeze at.

My wife has a sneeze that would petrify the Zaporozhian Cossacks.

Finally, some cute, relatable and iconic characters that can be copyrighted, marketed and dominant in Frog Applause!

Oh… wait… this isn’t actually Nancy after several days of exposure, is it?

I See the buzzest sawing motion in those choppers. If the bottoms come up like the top come down, those teeth are a mighty fine and dangerous thing.

The bug cop’s are a sure thing to RAID this insectasite.

Could Red and Blue have brought Purple into the world? It’s a mystery, since I think they’re both male.

And right back achoo.

I respect a family that refuses to waste money on orthodontists.

I’ve seen these characters before on FA. They weren’t as big and colorful though. Teresa is going BIG now.

Hmmm … could these be the offspring of the Snowlets (Sukki, Tsukki, Nokki, and Lekki) … mascots of the 1998 Winter Olympics? … Ah So Desu Ka ….

A new battle cry? Hmmm…. Lame-Ho!?

Along with a new battle cry, Frog Applause needs some kind of call to arms signal, kind of like the bat signal. Maybe a giant ominous turd, just looming in the sky like a huge mother ship.

“This is where we fight! This is where they die!”—King Leonidas__In 300

The best armor is staying out of gun-shot range. -Italian proverb

Got’s ‘ta love’s me some ana tom ically cor rect beanbag blob bee thingies.

:P

Sometimes silence is generally a good, oops I meant a green suggestion..

Are these mutant Lifesavers™ candies gone bad and mean, bulked up and very toothy indeed?

I find it hard to think up an appropriate battle cry for them. The only thing that comes to mind (and I do mind) is “Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!” And that’s been used before. What battle cry do Skittles™ use?