Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 07, 2022

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    I’m old enough to be retired. And my boogers hardly ever crackle (I prefer to stay warm)… but they were crackling just the other day while I was running (hah!) the garbage cans out to the curb.

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    When you’re hot you’re hot, but when you’re snot you’re snot!

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    You’re young if you don’t (or barely) realize you even have nose hairs.

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    ACK! Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s cold when the snow cries if you walk on it.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

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    cervelo  over 2 years ago

    I was walking earlier this week and it was so cold, I blinked and my eyelashes froze together.

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    rugeirn  over 2 years ago

    It’s just not possible that a kid as smart and analytical as this one does not know the difference between a booger and the nose hair.

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    Uncle Bob  over 2 years ago

    I had to go to Alaska once. At -17 F my nose felt like it was full of ball bearings…

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    i don’t swear, so boogers became my swear word long ago, and sometimes woodboogers

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    I am afraid I’m getting old.

    We were in Denver with the eldest 2 grandkids for the holidays. Jan 2 it was 11° with ~6" of fresh snow – and I didn’t want to go camping! I mean, sure, my last winter camp-out was 10 years ago – but up until very recently I’ve still wanted to go.

    Sad what I’ve come to……………

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    Ubermick  over 2 years ago

    Now THIS is something an actual eight year old might say.

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    asrialfeeple  over 2 years ago

    You know it’s cold when a polar bear wants your coat.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago

    It’s relative.

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