Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 21, 2020


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    RAGs  about 1 year ago

    You can find ANYTHING on the internet, bur the truth is the most difficult to find.

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    pschearer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, since brown eggs come from brown chickens, it makes perfect sense. But then, why is it “robin’s egg blue” and not “robin’s egg red”?

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    nosirrom  about 1 year ago

    And fudge ripple ice cream comes from Holsteins.

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    jamessveta  about 1 year ago

    Some people think the world is flat too.

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    jpayne4040  about 1 year ago

    The Internet is just full of information—-often misinformation, but information nonetheless!

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    Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Mom use to tell us that white milk came from white cows, chocolate mike came from brown cows, and both from white/brown cows, depending on the spigot.

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    Casey Jones  about 1 year ago

    I believed that when I was a kid.

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    HappyDog Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I thought everyone knew that.

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    eromlig  about 1 year ago

    That canard precedes the internet by a loooong ways. Back in the 50s, a children’s anti-segregation song started, “You can get white milk from a brown-skinned cow/The color of the skin doesn’t matter anyhow.”

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    sundogusa  about 1 year ago

    WHAT? It’s not true chocolate milk comes from a brown cow? My entire life is ruined. ;-)

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Polls. 1 out of 6 people approve of cockroaches, too,

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    ksu71  about 1 year ago

    Remember it was Abraham Lincoln who said:

    “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”
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    P51Strega  about 1 year ago

    Chocolate milk DOES come from brown cows, and white cows, and holsteins, and even goats (though in all cases the chocolate is post-processed in).

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    ShadowBeast  about 1 year ago

    You get chocolate milk from cows that have been fed chocolate.

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    rugeirn  about 1 year ago

    Why would you say, “The internet says ….”? Would you say, “My telephone told me ….”? Would you say, “My mail told me ….”? “The internet” isn’t doing the talking.

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    cervelo  about 1 year ago

    Used properly the internet is a wonderful tool. Just the other day my partner asked if I could remove the oven door so she could clean it. I gave it a try for 2 minutes and then bam! Internet, done…

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    According to the Topsfield County Fair resident farm demonstrator, its pasteurized, homogenized, vanilla and chocolate spigots on a cow.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    There is a place near my home where I can get green eggs.

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    paul brians  about 1 year ago

    This is the sort of thing that results from badly worded multiple-choice surveys. I’ll bet almost no one thought chocolate milk came from brown cows until they saw it as one choice on the survey.

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    Scott Sallstrom  about 1 year ago

    If you read it in Buzzfeed you KNOW it’s true!

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    asrialfeeple  about 1 year ago

    “Why do we need farmers? We can buy bread in the stores.”

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 year ago

    The myths are things like that. Not the real ones that are bogus.

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 year ago
    Mallet’s Blog* Posts Frazz20 hrs · As if I’m immune to Internet-spread chocolate milk theories. I completely bought into the campaign that chocolate milk was the ultimate recovery drink for athletes, and I still have a glass after a good, hard workout.

    I don’t know if it works or not, but it doesn’t seem to hurt, and it tastes good. Maybe it even comes from brown cows, though that raises disturbing questions about Strawberry Quik. If the Internet has an answer for that one, I don’t want to know it.

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    Sanspareil  about 1 year ago

    I have moved beyond the internet and find solace in the outernet!!

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