He’s a hammer. What could go wrong?
The candidate is determined to address the issues and nail down a solution while his mate is going to cut through the red tape of bureaucracy.
Sounds like the current president. His supporters are a bunch of tools, too!
Frank wanted the position but hammer was afraid of throwing a wrench in the works. Hammer should have picked the guy on the other side of Ernie, he’s all right.
There’s already a monkey wrench in the works. Now he can get down to the nuts and bolts of the campaign. The one things missing are a spirit level to keep him on an even plane and a box cutter to trim the rough edges.
Only a rock could beat them now!
Once they hammer out the details and pencil gets the lead out, it will be time to rock the vote. (I’m just glad there is no sickle, this could have gone a whole different direction.)
Scissors has to be the VP candidate, as it can only beat paper.
Yes… running with scissors is dangerous… shoulda picked the $ sign…!
This won’t work no matter which way you cut it.
I have a couple of guesses as to what that little guy on the far left is (with the pocket clip). Maybe a tire pressure gauge or a perhaps a battery tester…
But it gets too boring if you don’t at least once in a while.
If he had an elastic on his finger, he could run with abandon.
I would suggest that the ticket keep a distance from that running mate.
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