Liquefying pizza will not remove the caloric content. Get yourself a good House Elf , who can prepare foods which are not fattening. After all, it seemed to work at Hogwarts. If I’d eaten like those kids at that age, I’d be a candidate for “My 600 lb. Life” ….
I had a college friend who broke her jaw. She fainted from the flu onto a marble floor. Her meals consisted of soups and purees of regular food. Most wasn’t disgusting, and she didn’t lose much weight. Desserts can be pureed, too.
My uncle had a pool table in his basement and during one visit as we played he offered a beverage. Upon opening his basement fridge it held only quart bottles of Stroh’s. Upon seeing my expression he said, “My doctor told me to drop down to one beer a day.”
Concretionist about 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure that liquified pizza tastes exactly as good as it sounds. I’m pretty sure I’d prefer the diet.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
do you expect, Roger, for Andy to clean out the blender you just dirtied?
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
A blender can not liquify pizza without beer or wine for fluid content.
allen@home about 4 years ago
Well Peter is very impressed.
if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";} about 4 years ago
He actually looks sort of slimmer.
dadoctah about 4 years ago
Somebody get Guy Fieri on the phone!
mrcooncat about 4 years ago
Liquefying pizza will not remove the caloric content. Get yourself a good House Elf , who can prepare foods which are not fattening. After all, it seemed to work at Hogwarts. If I’d eaten like those kids at that age, I’d be a candidate for “My 600 lb. Life” ….
mail2jbl about 4 years ago
Like father, like son!
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
Ellis97 about 4 years ago
Bleh. That looks awful.
chris_o42 about 4 years ago
But that destroys all the chewy, gooey, cheesy beauty of a slice of pizza!
chromosome Premium Member about 4 years ago
It might taste good, but I couldn’t handle the texture!
Brain Pudding about 4 years ago
Now, he could freeze that on a stick and have a pizza-cicle.
Kroykali about 4 years ago
Today’s classic Sunday strip we’re missing:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1998/02/08
scyphi26 about 4 years ago
On one side, I feel I should be impressed, while on the other, I have to admit a pizza smoothie doesn’t seem THAT appetizing to me…
marilynnbyerly about 4 years ago
I had a college friend who broke her jaw. She fainted from the flu onto a marble floor. Her meals consisted of soups and purees of regular food. Most wasn’t disgusting, and she didn’t lose much weight. Desserts can be pureed, too.
BiggerNate91 about 4 years ago
That must be like the liquid food from WALL-E.
garysmigs about 4 years ago
My uncle had a pool table in his basement and during one visit as we played he offered a beverage. Upon opening his basement fridge it held only quart bottles of Stroh’s. Upon seeing my expression he said, “My doctor told me to drop down to one beer a day.”
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
That must have been a really moist pizza – extra sauce?
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
Excuse me while I barf …
kauri44 about 4 years ago
It looks like the product of a Bass-o-matic.
Stephen Gilberg about 4 years ago
I wouldn’t make that smoothie, but if someone offered it to me, I honestly would try it.
Calliope22471 about 4 years ago
Loopholes are great!
jmworacle about 4 years ago
Nobody can be THAT desperate for a pizza
calvin.hobbes about 4 years ago
There is a Zits comic like this.
BrenHanks almost 4 years ago
First off, Peter your not smart and two drinking is basically the same as eating
TheJustinator over 3 years ago
How-
LAClippers [A.S.A] about 3 years ago
Yes, from your mom.
Extension Cord over 1 year ago
ew