Laugh but true. I had an issue earlier this year and the doctor looks up what was likely my issue online and showed it and sent the link to my email to me. (that’ll be $500 for his wisdom)
I wonder if there’s a way to hook up a stethoscope to a computer? I don’t trust any Dr who doesn’t take my blood pressure and listen to my heartbeat with a freezing hunk of metal on my bare chest.
Ratkin over 1 year ago
And you’re ugly, too.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
And have an enormous nose!!!
colddonkey over 1 year ago
Laugh but true. I had an issue earlier this year and the doctor looks up what was likely my issue online and showed it and sent the link to my email to me. (that’ll be $500 for his wisdom)
Mentor397 over 1 year ago
It also says you’re going to die from it.
mcjacobs over 1 year ago
Nose to nose.
assrdood over 1 year ago
Doc: I have bad news and terrible news.
Patient: gimme the bad news first.
D: you only have 24 hours to live.
P: Wow, what could be worse that that?
D: I forgot to call you yesterday.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
I always wonder what you’d do if you got two opinions that were completely opposite. Go for a third, I guess.
wongo over 1 year ago
And IQ.com says you’re a freaking idiot!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if there’s a way to hook up a stethoscope to a computer? I don’t trust any Dr who doesn’t take my blood pressure and listen to my heartbeat with a freezing hunk of metal on my bare chest.
the lost wizard over 1 year ago
This is what comes from not wearing clothes when you come to the Doctor’s office. :)
Julie478 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dr. Google and their partners, Web MD and Heathline!
JoshHere over 1 year ago
“An idiot who is aware he is an idiot is not a total idiot” ~ Josh the aware
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Oh and healthnet.com says you’re pregnant.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
I prescribe more beer. burp. :)
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
At least the doctor didn’t say: ‘Okay, you’re ugly too.’
jdsven over 1 year ago
Eno: I want a third opinion.
Doc: My former college roomate’s daughter who is now a influencer on TikTok, Twitter and YouTube says you have “Ewww Gross!”