Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 09, 2023

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    electricshadow Premium Member 6 months ago

    If you get any heavier, the scale will be downscale…into the floor.

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    I prefer to think of it as fatter.

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    The Humanist Boss  6 months ago

    Go pescatrian.

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    Macushlalondra  5 months ago

    Sign him up for a gym membership in January. And make sure he goes. You’ll have to go with him so make the membership for 2.

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    ddl297  5 months ago

    I scoffed at first, then remembered Ralph does park ranger work, so he CAN safely exercise by walking, On to the treadmill!

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    jagedlo  5 months ago

    Good thing the scale doesn’t talk, otherwise it would be saying “OK, you win! Now get off me!”

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    carlosrivers  5 months ago

    From Rodney Dangerfield; I got on the scale and the card came out and it said “one at a time”

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 5 months ago

    I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    What a GREAT way to look at it. . .

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    DawnQuinn1  5 months ago

    I am surprised that the scale did not groan in pain. lol

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    DatsunMan  5 months ago

    Hey, after Thanksgiving buldge.

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    pbr50138  5 months ago

    Ralph is making something out of nothing.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Ralph likes telling wide lies.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 5 months ago

    The problem with being upscale Ralph is it can usually mean that eventually you have to downsize. js

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    beharford  5 months ago

    We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…

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