Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 27, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  5 months ago

    But it does help to know when booking plane tickets when going home for Christmas.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 5 months ago

    And then his parents drove away laughing hysterically.

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    That dude doesn’t know what he’s in for with those two!!

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    robertthomasson  5 months ago

    I once taught Science in the 6th (joint) worst high school in the UK, in a port town on the Thames Estuary. A student told me she went on holiday abroad, I asked her where? ‘No, we went Abroad.’ On detailed questioning it became clear she though Abroad was a place, and had no idea what overseas country she had been to.

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    LawrenceS  5 months ago

    Handed out blank maps of Europe as part of a quiz. Students were to label any 5 countries on the map. Had a student who labeled Bulgaria as the United States, but in the student’s favor – Romania to the north was labeled Canada. (It was a college in a city with a really bad public school system.)

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    Droptma Styx  5 months ago

    I guess I didn’t know Walden was in Connecticut, either. Never really thought about it.

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    Blood-Poisoning Vermin  5 months ago

    I went to college in the State of Confusion. Oddly, my girlfriend matriculated in the State of Denial.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    Given a map of 50 states with no names, maybe 1 out of 50 college kids could name them all

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Never mind the weed. The “must” is where you can get a good burger.

    Louie’s Lunch in New Haven. Mrs. Bartley’s at Harvard.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    Trump wants to know why Menendez has gold bars and he doesn’t.

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    JamesRobinson  5 months ago

    At least he only has to wait 15 more years for expanded internet…. then wade thru Compuserve, then Prodigy, then AOL.. & FINALLY he gets Google!

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    FicklePickle  5 months ago

    Loooooooooosers

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    delennwen  5 months ago

    Have we ever actually seen, in the strip, whichever one of Zonker’s siblings is Zipper’s parent?

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Universities don’t care that your an idiot, they will just continue cashing your checks.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    You’re in the state of confusion. Don’t worry about it, as long as your paying your tuition you’ll be good to go.

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Californians should realize that states are much smaller in New England and the surface roads are very curvy. It is possible to cross a state line several times just on a commute to work. :)

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    ChrisTrey  5 months ago

    Shouldn’t Walden be in Massachusetts? That is where Walden pond is, after all.

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    Phoenix83  5 months ago

    He lives in the state of laziness

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    Silence Dogood Premium Member 5 months ago

    Anything!

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    GaryCooper  5 months ago

    The state of denial.

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    JudithStocker  5 months ago

    It’s like that with young people in certain areas of the US too. There’s a lot they have to learn yet.

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    JH&Cats  5 months ago

    These three are tied for the most dreadful haircut. And I don’t mean dreads as dreadlocks.

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