Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 23, 2024

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    wherescrankshaft  3 months ago

    No matter how you mix up your start times and vary your speed, you still have to be at that fixed location sometime in the morning, because it’s a school day and that house is on your route. Mystery solved.

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    J.J. O'Malley  3 months ago

    Well, once again a wearying, weeklong Ed arc ends with a joke that’s actually kind of amusing. I give it a solid “B.”

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    Bill Thompson  3 months ago

    It would have been comedy gold if that were a Predator drone armed with a Hellfire missile or ten.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Cranky, you’ve been LoJacked.

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    billsplut  3 months ago

    Blue and Gold, vs a sadistic fascist dressed in Red? Guess we know who Crank voted for in the Russian “election”! (88% voted for Vlad! In unrelated news, 12% of Russia just fell out of very high windows)

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Eh woulda be easier and cheaper to plants a GPS tracker on bus doesn’t cha theenk?

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  3 months ago

    stop me where I go off the road here; most school bus roofs have a number painted on them for aerial identification, most school bus electronics also contain a GPS locator, so the only way Ed can avoid detection is to switch buses with another driver.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Nice and lovely perspective artwork. Artist really good, a master cartoonist. Now if only its called writing was of similar quality…

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Ha! Ha! Good for her!

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    Fetzee  3 months ago

    Grandma Johnson going to flash Ed

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    rockyridge1977  3 months ago

    Smarter than the “average bear”!!!!!!

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    French Persons Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ooohhhhh, a DRONE! That’s SURE to win that Pew-litzer Prize!

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    or got sent to siberia with summer clothes

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    WilliamVollmer  3 months ago

    A drone? Well the garage mechanic discovered the tracker Grandma Johnson managed to attach to Ed’s bus,

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    lemonbaskt  3 months ago

    at least eds not a crybaby like judge parker

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    The length he goes to to insure that a kid misses his bus… HOW is he still employed?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Oh sure, Grandma knows all about drones…..this ‘toon needs AI……………

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Granddaughter turned her on to drones.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s what happens when you play hard to get.

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    CrazyLady Premium Member 3 months ago

    Crank has met his match!! LOL

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    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s because Granny is more technically advance than you Crankshaft.

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    Is Cranky being stalked?

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    Mopman  3 months ago

    Bummer Ed. Looks like you actually have to pick up at least one kid today.

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    alexius23  3 months ago

    Death from Above

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    Mopman  3 months ago

    Good thing she uses that drone so that she knows that Ed will be coming down her street. Like he does every school day.

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    If see has done you in while wearing pink fuzzy slippers and robe, you’ve really lost your touch, Mr. C.

    BYW, I appreciate the drone’s shadow on the bus top… at the bus stop.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    Grandma Johnson looks harmless enough to me….

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