Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for February 20, 2024

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    Bill Thompson  4 months ago

    Pmm’s so used to Cranky’s histrionics that she can’t imagine this might be a physical health problem.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    The neighborhood will be a little safer as Ed won’t be receiving seemingly harmless items in the hands of an average person.

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    Blu Bunny  4 months ago

    Save some air for the rest of us.

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    French Persons Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t keel over don’t keel over don’t keel over (please keel over)..

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    The city should use this break in the action to maintain the roads leading to Ed’s house.

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    Hamady Sack Premium Member 4 months ago

    Don’t breathe.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    I hear the song – Anticipation.

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    SquidGamerGal  4 months ago

    What is wrong with them? Don’t they realize they’re only hurting themselves and the people who relies on their essential service with their petty strikes?!

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    tcayer  4 months ago

    I’m guessing the company will organize a group of employees to bring Ed his stuff!

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    Oh, the horrors!

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    rockyridge1977  4 months ago

    Panic attack……hope he makes it!!!!

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    Mopman  4 months ago

    Ed is now resorting to huffing? Maybe that will mellow him out.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  4 months ago

    With the drivers on strike how will you know whether or not the package has been stolen off your porch?

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    DawnQuinn1  4 months ago

    In most cases the shipper decides who the carrier is, unless you stipulate a carrier and in that case you pay extra for it. BTW…Cranky? That is you. People like you ruin the reading experience for the rest of us.

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    JudithStocker Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think Ed can relax. With the (fictional) competition, UPX will strike, but there will be other(fictional) delivery companies to pick up the slack. Bean’s End will not just sit still and wait for just one delivery if Ed is among the big paying consumers.

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    lemonbaskt  4 months ago

    remember ed burnt his tongue real bad on that heat seated pizza so he cant say words yet

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    JPuzzleWhiz  4 months ago

    “(♪♫) Oh, huff! The Man who’s draggin’…”

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    puddleglum1066  4 months ago

    In other news, Disney Corporation has optioned the rights to a Crankshaft movie, to be released by their “Touchstone Studios” label.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh hufffffffffffffff………………

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    David Rickard Premium Member 4 months ago

    Let him hyperventilate, Pam. He might faint and stop bothering you.

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    Robert Nowall Premium Member 4 months ago

    Try the regular mail. They have to come to your house every day.

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    WilliamVollmer  4 months ago

    In real life, didb’t happen. UPS and the Teaamsters came to an agreement, at nearly the last minute.

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