Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for September 16, 2023

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    … we read your inscription in her year book.

    You were a total butthead.

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    Blu Bunny  7 months ago

    Look kid she old enough to be my mom.

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    angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago

    Geez. Miserable place. I don’t think you’re the majority, though. Just the loud and frequent.

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    wherescrankshaft  7 months ago

    That’s right, men. If you pay any kind of compliment to a woman, it’s because you want to have sexual intercourse with her. No other reason is possible.

    Of course in this instance it’s actually a logical enough of an assumption for the child to make, given what the grandmother did yesterday. Why she did what she did yesterday is still an unexplainable mystery, but I guess that doesn’t matter.

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    Out of the Past  7 months ago

    The two old goats were smiling away. The kid killed the buzz.

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    jarvisloop  7 months ago

    Best Crankshaft strip that I can remember, and I’ve been reading the strip for years.

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    DawnQuinn1  7 months ago

    Crankshaft is NOT a pervert!!! He takes care of his charges and is an upstanding man.

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    jarvisloop  7 months ago

    I like two comments that Scott Adams has said on occasion in response to some persons who post on the Web: 1. Morning drinking again, eh? 2. Dopamine addict, I see.

    By the way, #2 can apply to me on occasion. Sometimes, trolling certain persons is amusing.

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    WilliamVollmer  7 months ago

    Kid; since your grandmother dressed today, to take you to the bus stop SHE might be hitting on Ed!

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    invite her to a barbeque….

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    piperw  7 months ago

    Showing a little leg is a old gag from the days when hitchhiking was mostly safe. And he’s never hurt a kid he helped some go to college

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    She side swiped Cranky dumb founded…..

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    I only read crankshaft for the comments and of course the book club

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    French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago

    Besides, she already has a pearl necklace..

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    Pongo ol’ Boy  7 months ago

    Mr. Crankshaft is such a nice man.

    GOD Bless America! HIS Eagle Will Soar Again!

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    raybarb44  7 months ago

    What if Grandma wants to be hit on?…..

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    abjackson  7 months ago

    Lighten up

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    tcayer  7 months ago

    Wait- Ed voluntarily stops and lets a kid on the bus? WHAT IS GOING ON!??

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    rockyridge1977  7 months ago

    Back in the day…..when I was a young whipper snapper…….that was a polite and courtesy as a statement not a 21th century offended …living in the 21th century is not for sissies.

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    Gizkok  7 months ago

    I wondered why she didn’t make sure to be dressed, after the first day. Or on the first day for that matter, unless she didn’t know Crankshaft was the driver.

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    Mopman  7 months ago

    I’m sure Mary will be pleased to find out that her stud boyfriend is trying to pick up women while driving his bus.

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    Surly Squirrel Premium Member 7 months ago

    The sniping amongst the commenters is far more entertaining than the ‘Crankshaft’ strip. The moderators have lost control of the comment section. They waved the white flag and moved on. LOL.

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    wherescrankshaft  7 months ago

    By the way, folks, keep this in mind. Cindy shouldn’t be so quick to assume the worst from Crankshaft, because old people probably won’t ever get sexually assaulted or anything. Because they’re old.

    Don’t believe me? Tom Batiuk said it himself through Crankshaft here:

    gocomics com/crankshaft/2007/10/24

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    macmantoo  7 months ago

    Another day and the same chronic complainers continue with their BS.

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    be ware of eve hill  7 months ago

    Cindy’s face is hilarious.

    Cindy: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired last year in Kindergarten. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop hitting on my grandmother now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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    ToneeRhianRose  about 1 month ago

    Haha! (^▽^)

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