It’s impossible to buy decent scones in the grocery store, especially here in the American southwest. Thanks for the recipe, ma.
Today’s Crankshaft reminds me of when I bought my son an ice cream cone when he was very young. The server asked if I wanted crushed peanuts, and I said yes because my son enjoyed peanuts in the shell. He didn’t like the cone, so I offered to buy him another. I asked what kind of ice cream he wanted. He said, “No stones.” Stones meaning the peanuts. He also didn’t like “hair” in his orange juice (pulp).
I really feel for the character of Lena. Her baking is (so it seems) a little to be desired and nobody will ever tell her to be kind – except Ed Crankshaft – in his tactless words, it will slip out of his mouth.
Scotland has the Stone of Scone, which recently figured in the coronation of King Charles, while Centerville has the Scones of Stone, which figure in Ed’s digestive distress. Seems fair.
J.J. O'Malley about 1 year ago
Okay, that one was legitimately amusing…although I’d wager Ed’s passed more than one stone in his lifetime.
Botulism Bob about 1 year ago
If Lena baked them, then they’re stones.
Macushlalondra about 1 year ago
When made correctly scones are delicious. The British eat them with jam and clotted cream!
ladykat about 1 year ago
Some scones feel like stones, so Ed has a valid point.
erledbet about 1 year ago
My sons are always correcting me the same way on every word I miss or mean to miss.
EXCALABUR about 1 year ago
Maybe she got a summer job there
gammaguy about 1 year ago
Tough luck, Ed. Everybody must get sconed.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 year ago
Atta boy Cranky…atta boy!
be ware of eve hill about 1 year ago
It’s impossible to buy decent scones in the grocery store, especially here in the American southwest. Thanks for the recipe, ma.
Today’s Crankshaft reminds me of when I bought my son an ice cream cone when he was very young. The server asked if I wanted crushed peanuts, and I said yes because my son enjoyed peanuts in the shell. He didn’t like the cone, so I offered to buy him another. I asked what kind of ice cream he wanted. He said, “No stones.” Stones meaning the peanuts. He also didn’t like “hair” in his orange juice (pulp).
JPuzzleWhiz about 1 year ago
They must be kidney scones, because Ed is “passing” on them! d;o)
JudithStocker Premium Member about 1 year ago
I really feel for the character of Lena. Her baking is (so it seems) a little to be desired and nobody will ever tell her to be kind – except Ed Crankshaft – in his tactless words, it will slip out of his mouth.
puddleglum1066 about 1 year ago
Scotland has the Stone of Scone, which recently figured in the coronation of King Charles, while Centerville has the Scones of Stone, which figure in Ed’s digestive distress. Seems fair.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago
Did someone steal the Scone of Stone from the dwarfs?
ToneeRhianRose about 1 year ago
Either way you’ll break your teeth if you try to eat them!