Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 01, 2012

Humans are so icky!

they are minimalists

No. It wasn’t. Not at all.

But that’s what unicorns call them… “Eeughmans”.

Have we met dad yet?

Who would have thought unicorns were such insensitive bastards?!?

I’m with Marigold, “WE” humans are not all we’re cracked up to be.

It appears that Marigold shares Mark Twain’s concept about people—she’s not picky, she hates them all.

I love Marigold’s cute expression at the end!

What, that surprises you, Marigold?

ROLF Coyote! MHN does have an accent. It’s a minor miracle MHN understood the idiom OK was a ‘No.’. I was expecting the tail to sprout by panel 2.

p.s. storm : only tribbles will snuggle up to a super predator species like humans. I wonder how MHN pronounces ‘Klingon’?

StGil: laws of genetics are much more complex in the enchanted forrest. Frodo considered elvish, Uncle Bilbo had elvish traits, Aenis/Hercules 1/2 god, Firkin/Thumbelina was ?whoknowswhat?etc. Read Xanth series.

You could say that again Phoebe.

Humans spent most of their evolution getting rid of their tails. If you start giving them back, then what’s the point?

From an equine perspective, humans have one redeeming feature. A pair of hands, perfectly adapted to rub and scratch even the most inaccessible itch. A unicorn would otherwise have to roll in the dirt to get a proper massage.

Her parents wouldn’t want to spend the $ necessary to either alter all her current clothes or buy new ones with a tail-hole.

Marigold has Spock’s sense of tact when it comes to he opinion of humans. :D

Phoebe has a somewhat scary uni-brow in that last panel.

Good one!

Either the RANDOM button on here is rigged, or I’m a more powerful Phoebe-mancer than i ever imagined!!!

(mwahahaha)